Friday, September 29, 2006

My little MSN conversation with preston

So, I added Preston on MSN and started talking to him.

So it went kinda like this:

Me: Can you andwer one question?

Him: What

Me: Who dumped who?

Him: *puts middle finger smiley*

Him: Does this answer your question?

Him: Hmm?

Him: Does it?

Him: If not, too bad.

Me: Oh.

Me: Um...

Me: Not really.

Me: I was looking for more or less a yes or no.

Him: Too bad.

Him: Simplify it for yourself.

Me: Darn, I'm not good at stuff like that.

Him: What?

Him: I care?

Him: About your flaws?

Me: Well, you're not obliged to, but it would be kinda cool if you did.

Me: :)

Him: Cool.

Him: I'm not cool.

Me: Then we're the same.

Him: And

Him: I don't cooperate with faggots.

Him: Get that in your head.

Me: Ok.

Me: So you'll cooperate with me?

Him: Nope.

Him: You know what I mean.

Me: I do?

Him: Well?

Me: Hm?

Him: I don't see any profit in answering your question.

Him: No gain.

Him: So?

Me: Well, I don't see the profit in many things.

Me: Studying, for instance.

Him: Hmmm.

Him: You gain in the end.

Him: So?

Me: Not really.

Him: Why do you wanna know this question.

Me: What question?

Me: If you're talking about the who dumped who thing, I don't need to know.

Him: Then why ask?

Me: I don't know.

Me: Curious and bored.

Him: Lol.

Him: Faggots like you

Him: Go into my MSN

Him: Idiots group.

Me: Well, that's not nice :(

Him: Hmmm.

Him: I'm supposed to be nasty.

Me: Oh...

Me: I see.

Him: Bear that in mind.

Him: And

Him: You already made me sound nasty to 2C

Him: So no difference

Me: Hmm?

Me: What do you mean?

Him: Some unrefined bastards badmouth me

Him: And don't dare to come and say it in my face.

Me: Well, those people are just mean, don't you agree?

Him: Well

Him: One of them

Him: He is in this conversation.

Him: Hmm?

Me: Omg. Is our conversation being watched by another party?

Him: Nope.

Him: Only two parties here.

Him: You, obviously.

Me: OH...

Me: I see.

Him: Haiz

Him: Why bother being nice to such worthless people?

Me: I don't know. I'm just nice to everyone, except my siblings.

Him: Yea.

Him: And you got a dirty mouth too.

Him: Arrgh.

Him: Go brush your teeth.

Him: If not

Him: You'll get gingivitis.

Him: O.o

Him: Anyway

Me: Erm, my dentist says I already have it.

Him: You will shut up to me

Him: Right now.

Me: Ok then.

I kinda edited the english there, so yeah.

I'll come up with another version later.

logged in at 8:11 PM

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Hug

This is what we all need. Seriously, just to brighten our day.

Tomorrow, I shall hug almost anyone I know!

logged in at 9:48 PM

Links

As you could probably see, I've made the links nicer.

Took me almost a whole evening making the pictures, so...
Yeah. Appreciate it.

logged in at 9:30 PM

Monday, September 25, 2006

Problem here.

I kinda have a problem.

Okay, so there's this girl I really like. Let's refer to her as Ms. S. Apparently, Ms. S already has a guy and I think she's really happy with him (oh, heck. I know she's happy with him). So I, being the uber-nice guy that I am, don't want to spoil her happiness (this sounds pretty cheesy). On the other hand, there's this girl, Ms. L. I'm not too sure if I like Ms. L that way.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not getting all emo and depressed. Just want some suggestions on what to do.

And so ends yet another post by a pathetic guy who thinks differently from others and is so lonely that for his fourteen years of living, he has recieved only one birthday present from a friend.

logged in at 10:29 PM

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Requesting Requests

Hey, hey, hey, people.

Since it's Ramadhan (aka fasting month), I have to take my mind off food and drinks. Also, I suddenly feel the need to photoshop something, but unfortunately, I don't have any inspiration. So, erm, any of you who are tired of your current skins and want a new one please let me take care of it.

& I'm starving.

logged in at 6:27 PM

Monday, September 18, 2006

Genius

Okay, this creation (by me) is too genius to keep a secret.

First, take two slices of bread. Then, on one of the slices, spread crunchy peanut butter and spread jam on the other. Next, put some cheddar cheese on the slice with the jam. After that, take a cracker and put it on the cheese, and lastly, place the slice of bread with peanut butter onto the cracker.

It should be like this:

bread
crunchy peanut butter
cracker
cheese
jam
bread

Created by Az. Try it!

logged in at 5:04 PM

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Dream

I had...a prophetic dream last night.

It was at school. Then Ms Ada Tan (Ma'am) said:
"Quartermaster is...Azri."

=D

logged in at 8:38 PM

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Neutral

Here's the brief background on this case.

Justin, Clayton and Elyasa (note: there may be more people) apparently hate Timothy for supposedly treating girls like objects. They apparently are trying to break Cheryl and Timothy up, without taking into consideration that Cheryl may not want it. What's more, they are accusing me of taking Timothy's side or sucking up to him.

Well, let me tell you ALL this: I. Do. Not. Take. Sides.

Timothy may be treating girls like objects but ever thought about his good side? Yes, maybe he doesn't respect girls but he is a nice guy.

Come on, what's with all this coldness? And Justin, who do I "suck-up" more to? You, or Timothy? Was I with you when you, Clayton, Cheryl and Yu Shan went out? Yes I was. And is it really that hard to accept people's shortcomings AND longcomings? I'm not taking sides here, but I don't exactly see Timothy hating you.

Peace, people, peace.

Oh, and I don't suck up either. I'm just plain fucking nice to everybody. And I'm nice to everyone because I don't hate anyone. I don't hate anyone because I know that everyone has his/her flaws and sparkles.

Justin, Clayton and Elyasa are also not the villians here. No one is. But I'm just stating the fact that not everyone is perfect. Justin, you have your reasons to hate Timothy but ever thought that you could (not are) be the same?

So, basically, what I'm trying to say is
- Accept people for who they are. Good and bad points.
- Look at people's good points.
- I'm the neutral party and I just want peace.
- Everyone taking sides is on the fucking wrong side.

Got it?

logged in at 8:31 PM

Friday, September 15, 2006

Walking slow

Can I ask all of you why you're all running?

By running, I mean rushing. Yeah, the exams are coming, so?

All of you seriously need to stop running and start walking slowly. Enjoy your life, unwind, take things easy like me. I mean, what's the point of rushing? It just prevents you from enjoying your youth to the fullest.

You know, this is the only period of time that we're teens. When it's gone, we're never going to be teens again. I'd rather enjoy it and take things slow instead of working it all away.

So, yeah. All I have say is,

Walk slowly.

logged in at 7:28 PM

Monday, September 11, 2006

Random

Here are some random facts about me:

ONE
I'm a really nice guy. Sometimes too nice for my own good, though. It's kinda like, I let people trample all over me sometimes and well, it sometimes (though very rarely) gets me pissed off.

TWO
If you did something wrong to me, it's instantly apologized. You don't have to say sorry over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again because it will make me feel guilty and treat you to ice cream or something.

THREE
History...is a definite no-no for me. No matter how much I study it, I will always fail it or barely pass it. It has been proven many times.

FOUR
I seriously wish that TK offers Literature elect. I don't really want Geography elect. but I simply can't give up DnT, so...byebye Lit.

FIVE
I can stay a statue for...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................longer than that.

SIX
Even after Steve Irwin's death, I still bear no grudge against stingrays.

SEVEN
I may be short, but my spirit is tall. :)

EIGHT
I don't tell lies...
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...
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Nor do I tell full truths.

NINE
My ancestor's (from my father's side) came from Africa...Maybe I should be a warrior or something?

TEN
I love Burger King's BK Chicken Sandwich.

There. Ten random facts about me.

logged in at 10:22 PM

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Hi there. :)

I'm baaaaack.

Okay, here's a question for you guys:
How much homework did I do during the holidays up till now?

Ans: Nothing.

Yes, nothing. Not even the AskNLearn thing. I'm so dead.

Oh yes, here's another little peice of info. Perhentain Island's water is so damn CLEAR!!! Nice, man.

Last message to all readers.

This message goes out to all those emoshitbags out there.
Welcome to my happy world, noe get your shit n leave. :)

My life is almost complete. Now I've only one thing left to do...

logged in at 1:13 AM

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

SEACOOOOOOOOOOOM

WHOOYAH SEACOOOOOOOOM!!!

Well, we got overall champion for SEACOM. And so, I'm happy. The day went like this:

Did some warm-ups, then me and nine others volunteered to carry the kayaks to the beach. Big mistake, because we had to take fifty lifejackets and some paddles and stay and help the kayakers until lunchtime.

Well, while taking the lifejackets, I scraped my hand on a pole. Thought it was harmless but then later found out that I had literally hundreds of tiny little fiberglass splinters on the back of my hand (which are, by the way, still there). Went to wash my hands in hopes of getting rid of the splinters and on the way back to the beach I saw...Lenice! She asked me about some statue thing (I'm a professional statue) which I told her about and, well, I showed her. And she cared for my poor fiberglass-ed hand. Haha.

So events began. Was pretty clueless as to what was going on. Oh, and I'll say this: Congratulations, Ning and Lenice! You got medals (unlike me)! Then we got to change shifts and I finally got myself out of that wretched beach.

Got to talk to lenice with Timothy and Daniel. Lenice, you're a really fun person to talk to, you know? Haha. Anyway, that was the end of the events. We changed and then got ready for Prize Presentation. Sat down till my tailbone ached like hell. Ate some stuff, TK got overall champion, drank coffee and went back to TK.

There, we got to play and have fun all the way up till when four KFC delivery men came to TK with four hundred and seventy-two dollars worth of food! AWESOME!!!

Got to have a taste of what it feels like to be Quartermaster, and well, went home with an almost empty box of curry puffs. Haha.

Tomorrow I'll be gone from 0530 to approximately 0100 Sunday.

We are the champions...

logged in at 10:39 PM

SEACOM

May all SEACOM finalists have the best of luck for tomorrow's finals and be second to TK. =)

logged in at 12:21 AM

Sunday, September 03, 2006

LTC Camp

I was gone yesterday and most of today because of...LEADERSHIP TRAINING CAMP!!!

Man, that camp was the sheeeeiiiiit! Okay, so here's what's happened:

Day One
I shan't talk about the journey there. Okay, so we were grouped. Kai Wei was fortunately in a different group. Then we played some icebreaker games, which sort of failed because of lack of time.

Then we had to make some flag with our team name and a picture. Attiq, who beat me in raising his hand up to volunteer to become the leader, had to sort of gather the group members' thoughts and make a group name we all agreed on. There were suggestions like Unknown, Titans, Jonathan's Group and RotiKaya (I suggested this one). Then, he came up with the team name, which was RotiTitans.

Then we started making the flag (with our hands and paint, mind you). Basically it is a stickman (a freaky one) and a sun with a smiley face and the name RotiTitans around it. Then, we had to make some cheers.

When that was done, we did some survival thing. We had to arrange some stuff according to priority.

Here comes the cheer part. I, being the super-enthusiastic and bullshitting crapper, chose to become the Cheer IC, or Cheerleader, if you will. Made some crap cheers, and on to lunch.

After lunch, we had some orienteering thingy, where I just followed the group, despite being one of the leaders.

Then, we were taken to our bunks, or air-conditioned classrooms (how cool is that?!).

Then we had to prepare a performance for the campfire. Discussion, discussion, then dinner. Followed by a dry run, and yet another discussion.

Basially, our performance was me leading the song "I ask my girl" and me and Attiq acting out to the lyrics (Attiq being the girl).

Campfire was, well, okay. The thing is, four groups' presentations were all about racial riots and a bunch of people whacking each other and getting arrested.

Then was supper, followed by sleep.

Note - Due to excessive sleepiness, Azri could not type out the events of the next day, as much as he wanted to and Azri may have missed out some parts such as the fact that he was bullshitting all the way during the camp due to short-term memory.

Sleepy, and high.

logged in at 8:15 PM

Friday, September 01, 2006

Feeling good

Wow. I feel (surprisingly) good today. I don't exactly know what made me this high but this is how the day went...

Woke up in the morning. Was too lazy to get up, so played GameBoy (it was the only thing within my reach). Finally got up and bathed, suiting up into No.3, then went to Mac's. The almost whole Part B was already leaving, so I (tried to) grab a meal before I lagged too much behind. The Mac's people forgot about my bleeding cheeseburger, so I was left behind. In the train, I read a book. Then went to City Hall, where I was supposed to meet Clayton, but found out that I was actually in the same train as Daniel (how cool is that?)! Part B was not there, and had gone off to Ang Mo Kio. So, me and Daniel, took the train there by ourselves. When we reached there, we got very slightly lost, but managed to find the whole bunch of nice-uniformed NCC members. Collected my Yellow Ribbon can and some goodie bag and snacks (which I didn't eat until after the whole thing). Walked with Sgt. Ang and Sgt. Chong around Bugis. Me and Timothy, collected some money (as expected). Got some money, and then walked through Bugis Street, where we saw this sex shop (gross!). Went back through and back to the MRT station. We went back to Ang Mo Kio, and returned our cans. Me and Timothy, talked to the oh-so-sweet Lenice (surprisingly, she remembered me). Then went to Cheers, where I bought some snacks and drinks. Then we took Bus 76 to Timothy's house. There, I played some piano (electric pianos are SO DAMN AWESOME!). Then I went to the bus stop, where Timothy waited with me for Bus 31. Boarded the damn crowded bus, and listened to the oh-so-emo and oh-so-gay tunes of my MP3 player. Then, I noticed someone. I saw my second-favourite Sgt, that being Sgt. Sean/Shawn (he, too, remembered me, surprisingly). I think he was with his girlfriend, or perhaps his female friend. Then I went home and slacked and typed this post (while reading it aloud).

So that was my day so far. I don't know why, but I think that doing volunteer work or maybe going around collecting donations cheers me up. My cousin, who is sitting beside me, now saying "Oh noooo, stop!", said that she thinks it is fun to go around collecting money in cans. And she just said, "That's so stupid. You very bad, you know. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Don't lah."

Forgive me if I ("Hahaha," says cousin), have typed this post differently, as I was kind of (actually, VERY) high.

The end.