Sunday, October 15, 2006
Operation: Brighten Up Your Day
Operation: Brighten Up Your Day is something that Justin and I started. It's for people who go out of their way and make a fool out of themselves to see people smile.
Yesterday, while at our beloved VivoCity, I saw this lonely orange balloon lying on the floor. I, being me, picked it up and put it under my shirt, leaving an obvious bump.
On the way to the MRT station, this hot girl (or so Justin says) looked at me (or maybe my shirt) and I said "Hello". Funny thing was, she replied! In the MRT, this guy saw the bulge in my shirt and acted "amazed" with his mouth wide open and giving me thumbs-up.
Then there was this woman who looked at my tummy and when I looked at her, she looked away. Then I looked away. I turned back, and I caught her looking away. Turned back again, and turned back again (with Justin's timing) and saw her looking away. I should've said something to her, like, "Hey, it's rude to stare." Sigh...Making people feel uncomfortable feels so good.
Then, then, then, this group of four (sizzlin') hot girls looked at me and laughed loudly like nobody's business.
At Tampines Mall, three guys in a car were looking and I waved to them. They burst out laughing.
The security guard asked me in a friendly tone, "Why is your tummy round?" I said, "Balloon."
Then, as I crossed the street, a man with his wife and son, said "Waaah. Waaah." In a joking manner of course. Haha.
Unfortunately, that balloon popped.
Me and Justin found a total of at least 193 people who looked at me. But, of course, two eyes were not enough, so that leaves a possible 300 more.
And tell you what. It was damn fun.
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